A news appeared in the Cape Argus newspaper literally said: «The famous sexologist, Doctor Eve, It will organize a series of meetings for women during the next six weeks in which the country will be aware of men playing with their balls ».
The translation is literal. (It was a tupper sex that Elena Ochoa was regulated area will now have clientele, kind of boring, to see their husbands in off in front of TV).
This first paragraph was published, as such, In the Internet International section of the newspaper El Mundo. What comes behind, also:
But, Dr. Eve is not alone in her crusade for a happy sex. For example, the doctors Sheick Sharif and Maria Aisha, In Curanderos practice, They offer their services, to the modest price of 50 RANDS The first consultation for a high range of problems, sexual and non -sexual, that leave the ‘tupper six’ by Lady Wasseman in a children's game. There goes a list of problems that say that before a week they will have solved taking one of their concoctions (guaranteed result, specify): «Penis elongation (Here they say that the effects are noticed in the first 24 hours), infertility, find husband, catch your partner's infidelities, Have orgasms, premature ejaculation and, In the no more, return virginity ». That in the affective sexual part, that the herbs of the reputed Sharif and Aisha also serve for «haunted, Win judgments, Stop drinking, save, Have more customers, Clean the house of evil spirits or fix the bad smell of the feet (It is highlighted; It must be a common problem)».
Penis elongation (Here they say that the effects are noticed in the first 24 hours), infertility, find husband, catch your partner's infidelities, Have orgasms, premature ejaculation and, In the no more, return virginity
A similar offer, But for Muslim audiences, offers the prince abed. Here we have a possible letter similar to the previous one but with more practical details such as «Divorce problems (We do not know if there is a reduction for customers who accessed the consultation to find a woman or husband) and win the lottery, casino or horse races ». Of course, Prince Abed also ensures results in a certain time. For example, The widening or chest reduction is in three days, The same time it takes to get, ensures, May a woman become attractive. The most great is the one regarding salary, of which clarifies that in seven days it will increase, exactly, a 58%. About penile elongation, The doctor says that "there are seven days of waiting but a new size for life".
All this offer, Very proliferous, is, by tens, In the train stops and buses of Cape Cabo, where can you collect, in the space of 50 meters, six different octavillas. The most worrying thing is that they also ensure improvements in the symptoms of AIDS and abortions.
PD. In six days, After the prince Abed consultation yesterday, I will count if your treatment is effective.
P.D.2. I did not know what was for the international of El Mundo, I thought it was for a blog they make of Africa.
P.D.3. It is not right to shoot myself
